Conversation #7

I work as a secretary in a warehouse. At a meeting one-day, the Vice-President of the company said, "Can you guys please watch how you use the restrooms? No one wants to have to clean up after you make a mess in the bathroom."

It has often been said that the men's bathroom of the warehouse are the nastiest in the building.

The lady who replenishes the toilet paper and paper towel ain't none of me. I would lock the men's restroom and keep it locked until the guys could prove that they could keep the restrooms clean.

I figure that using it outside in the cold weather would help a man learn how to clean up after himself.