Conversation Overheard #12

It is not too far! Then you wouldn't have a job. Not everyday. Uhh huh. Okay, Goodbye.

That sounds like a personal call on company time.

P.S. I am glad that my family always says I Love You when we end a call, good, bad, or ugly. That rule was started by my grandmother.

Conversation Overheard #11

We were so lost. That idiot wouldn't stop to ask for directions. I can't stand his @#$ sometimes.
Why won't men ask for directions?

Conversation Overheard #10

The same woman in the past two conversations...
I am going drinking with some of my friends.
You make your own conclusions, thoughts, and deductions as to how I know this.

Conversation Overheard #9

The same woman in the previous conversation...
I was drunk and I was with some drunk friends. They did it, so I did it too.
How do I know this? She tells too much of her business.

Conversation Overheard #8

Her boyfriend pays more attention to the cat than he does to her.
How do I know this? She talks entirely too loud.